Alex Terrgi here. My friend and neighbor Nutmeg Pitbull got in a fight with a mutt dog. Now you may have heard that Pitbulls are dangerous fighting dogs, but Nutmeg has evidently never heard this because she is a wussy dog who hates to fight. The mutt dog, who was half her size, came to her house with his humans to visit Nutmeg’s humans, and for some reason decided he’d show everyone how tough he was. He growled at Nutmeg and she ignored him. So he raised his ruff and growled some more. Nutmeg still ignored him. In fact she tried to walk away. This made the mutt dog even madder. So he charged her and bit her ear.
Maybe Nutmeg would have bit him back after she stopped screaming, but before she could the humans pulled the mutt dog off Nutmeg while blood spurted from her ear and got all over the new rug that her humans had just bought. The visiting humans and their mutt dog went home. Nutmeg went to the vet.
Nutmeg had an operation to shave the hair off her ear and in its place the vet put stinky medicine and black stitch things. Now she reeks of vet smells, the worst smells in the whole world. So I stay away from her because the vet smell makes me want to shiver and puke. Now in addition to having a bad and ugly ear, she doesn’t get to see me. This is almost as bad as having a mutt dog bite your ear. I hope she doesn’t miss me too much.