Goody Beagle here. Tomorrow my human is having a human party to celebrate something called Beltane, also known as May Day. Everyone wears red and they eat red things like strawberries and tomatoes and Delicious apples and rare roast beef and they drink red wine and cranberry juice. You can probably guess which of these is my favorite (hint: it’s the food with blood.)
My human will make me wear a red bow around my neck. She will try to make Alex wear a red bow too, but I know that he will just chew it off and spit the pieces on the ground. Alex is still trying to learn human manners, but he is a slow learner. Either that or he just doesn’t care.
No one will try to make The Cat wear anything, although I think my human should try – either The Cat will lose the skirmish and get to look stupid (glorious thought) or my human will sprout blood from her scratches, and after all, blood is red. Not that I want my human to be hurt, I just want her to see red and get rid of The Cat. (I know this will never happen.)