Neighbors are a pain. My human won’t let me go outside at night and howl at the moon – because of the neighbors. My human won’t let me go next door and poop on the nice freshly mowed lawn – because of the neighbors. My human won’t let me chase the cats who live across the street – because of the neighbors.
I’m not exactly sure what neighbors are, but they don’t seem to be very useful. I think we should try to get rid of them. We tried to get rid of the moles in our yard by using sound waves, but it didn’t work – the moles are still here. I think we should have tried it on the neighbors instead. They’re much worse than moles.