Here are more of my tweets about my new housemate Alex. As you can see, Alex is not growing on me. Unfortunately the same cannot be said for my human – she seems to like him. But why am I surprised? She seems to like The Cat too. You simply cannot account for the strange taste of humans.

  • Saw The Grandpa yesterday. Alex got stuck in the spokes of his wheelchair, but only cuz he wanted to claim The Grandpa as his.
  • At the park today Alex rolled in the mud. Why does my human keep him around?
  • Alex rolled in something real real bad & he had to take a bath — ha ha, glad it wasn't me.
  • My human washed everything that Alex MadMutt touched, cuz of his stinkiness. He smelled fine to me, but she disagreed.
  • The Cat smacked Alex MadMutt on the nose with her claws out. He had blood. He should've known you don't mess w/ The Cat.
  • Alex throws his balls down the stairs & then goes & gets them so he can do it again. What a moron.
  • This morning I saved Alex MadMutt from eating the catfood, by eating it myself. I am pure and selfless – Saint Goody, that's me.
  • My human says Alex MadMutt is my little brother & that is why he is so annoying — she has little brothers too.

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