Goody Beagle here. I have to share ten more of my anti-Cat tweets with you. Just in case you are still in doubt about how I feel about The Cat.

  1. The Cat ate part of a mouse and then threw up on the rug. Even I think that was gross. Why does my human let The Cat in the house?
  2. The Cat told me there was a rabbit in the yard next door. The Cat can go next door cuz she can climb the fence. Life is so unfair.
  3. My human thinks I am cute. But The Cat does not agree. She calls me names like flop-ear.
  4. The Cat caught a rat and killed it. So why did my human yell at me just because I rolled on the dead rat?
  5. The Cat brought a live mouse in the house! Then she dropped it and I chased it! My human got her broom and chased too! What a great morning.
  6. My human says we can't feed the birds because it’s like saying "come and be killed." The Cat is a bird murderer.
  7. The Cat is the sneakiest cat of all time. She sleeps on my special pillow and makes an awful hiss noise if I come too close.
  8. The human is going out — but I can't come with her! Has she gone insane? It'll just be me and The Cat. I can't stand it.
  9. The Cat has the Evil Eye. She points it at me when she wants to sleep where I am sleeping. I am helpless against it.
  10. Seduced by cat food again. The Cat always leaves some in her dish cuz she wants me to get fat and die. The Cat hates me.


Love, Goody Beagle

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