Goody Beagle here, blogging through my human. I know you are dying to hear what’s going on at the dog park, so here goes:

Peggy Pitbull is full of fun, but unfortunately her definition of fun is not mine. She thinks it is fun to run towards me at full-tilt, her tongue flopping from side to side hanging out of her big pitbull grin, and she doesn’t stop or even slow down, she just keeps coming until she is upon me and she jumps over my head.

Wouldn’t this make you nervous? I had to tell my human I wanted to go home. Who can enjoy smelling when you think a pitbull is going to use you for jumping practice?

But before we could get out of the park, Homer Husky and Bart Boxer got in a fight. (Yes, you guessed it – they live with the same human, who is a Simpsons fan.) Homer started the fight. He made bad eyes at Bart. Bart told Homer to cut it out but Homer put his ruff up and stuck his tail in the air – and you know what that means! (If you don’t, it means the same thing as your middle finger.) So Bart really had no choice. But it was ugly anyway.

I could hardly wait to get out of the park. I am a peace-loving dog. I do not like conflict. Somebody might get hurt, and it might be me.

So we went back home, although this is where The Cat lives. Someday I will tell you about The Cat. But I have told enough horror stories for today.

Love, Goody Beagle

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